New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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