i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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