I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
