ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Holy sore nipples Batman
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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