Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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