he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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