I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dick very happy bro
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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