My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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