Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
