talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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