Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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