White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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