Do vagina's smell?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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