I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My life is pants optional.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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