Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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