how can u be prego again
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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