Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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