Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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