we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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