Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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