I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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