let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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