I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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