Will you blow on my dice?
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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