Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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