for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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