After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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