turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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