Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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