There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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