You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
smell my finger.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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