Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
