We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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