He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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