I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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