Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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