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I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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