Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.

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(516): View more from New York

i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes

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(207): View more from Maine

they said they heard you say put it in my butt

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(620): View more from Kansas

Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.

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(607): View more from New York

do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand

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(917): View more from New York City

I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?

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(206): View more from Washington

I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it

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