No awkward lesbian experiences without me
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I think your dad took our porno
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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