I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
