Pappa wants mamma naked
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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