doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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