you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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