he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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