You work out of a Hotel?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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