NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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