Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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