We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Randomize
