ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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