Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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