I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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