There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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