i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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